POST #63,

1. Single, Taken, Naked, or Flirt ?
-In a monkey relationship.

2. Are you happy with that ?
-Feeling great with my monkey!

3. Would you still kiss your ex ?
-I've never kissed him before

4. Have you ever had your heart broken ?
-Why bother saying yes.

5. Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok ?
-If I'm the one cheating.

6. Have you ever talked about marriage ?
-No, bullshit.

7. Do you want children ?
-NO, not now!

8. How many ?
-One and a half?

9. If someone like you right now, would you want them to tell you ?
-No! Keep it to yourself.

10. Do you want someone you can't have ?
-Never!

11. Have you ever been in love ?
-Yes, monkey love.

12. Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries ?
-Why not? and a surprise for me on that day.

13. What would you say about your most recent ex ?
-Past Tense

14. Does your ex still have feelings for you ?
-No.

15. Do you believe in long distance relationships ?
-Only insane couples do that.

16. Do you believe in love at first sight ?
-Only morons believe it.